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Geysar

A name for a creature which resembels a mythical harpy bird.
It chirps like a budgie and annoys everyone.
Have you seen that Geysar over there?
I think it wants food.

Also my friend keeps a Geysar as a pet, it acts like a bigger version of an angry budgie.
by ZeonsProject December 8, 2019
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Geyser Plugging

Exactly like "prairie dogging" except for diahrrea. It is when you are holding in a violent case of the diahrrea shits, kind of like plugging a geyser.
Holy shit I am geyser plugging so badly right now, I need to get to a bathroom ASAP.
by Preston J. Smith October 8, 2014
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premature geyser

When you bust a nut so high and powerful that it lands on your face and in your mouth
Bro ,I have such a bad taste in my mouth from that premature geyser I had yesterday.
by RyanLee1224 November 15, 2017
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Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.
Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.
by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
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Cum Geyser

A cum geyser is when 2 guys are having sex and they both get close to finishing and they put their cock heads together so that when they cum, it shoots up like a geyser.
Tony, we need to clean the ceiling off from our cum geyser last night.
by Nevets Cool kiss February 19, 2009
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Yellowstone National Butt Geyser

The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.
She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.
by bonerchugger6969 December 6, 2010
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geysir

The act of having a woman or man snort cocaine from another person's anus and during mid snort the other person flatulates in the person's face.
Dude, I geysired this chick last night, I don't think she enjoyed the beans and egg breakfast I had that morning.
by cuntbakerstreet December 8, 2010
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