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When multiple men get together in a California King sized bed. One grabs the end of the blanket and rolls over the other man, entrapping them so tightly, all they can do is make eye contact and stroke themselves
"I heard Eric, Andrew and Michael partook in a Gaysarito last night. I heard they had to clean the blanket twice to get the stains out"
Gaysarito by TheBigGrease December 20, 2025
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Gaylarious 

Hilarious behavior of a gay nature.
That was a gaylarious no homo
Gaylarious by Jack_of_wades October 13, 2016

gaylarious 

something that is hilarious but its too gay to even laugh at.
That movie Blades of Glory was So Gaylarious.
gaylarious by Byanca July 16, 2007

Gaylarious 

Something that strikes a person as overly hilarious simply because it has an homosexual orientation about it.
When a man makes a joke about another man's sexual orientation in such a manner and such a tone of voice as to inspire in that man no feeling, but an intense questioning of his sexuality.This is Gaylarious
Gaylarious by Brotha Man December 12, 2007

GayCarlito 

A man named carlos but at night he goes by the name carilto while hunting down men dressed like firefighters. He mainly loves cock meat sandwiches while rolling around in car oil. If you ever see give him a hug and he'll giggle and hug you back even tighter!!
Hey stop acting like gaycarlito!

You like cock meat sandwiches? you must be a gaylito
GayCarlito by A firefighter October 23, 2012

güisarito 

A güisarito is when you see something you don’t recognize and to point it you give it this fun name.

By Paula Maria Leal
Hey hand me that GÜISARITO please!
güisarito by Pichi Leal September 21, 2020
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