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Bloody Geraldo 

Upon realization that one's sexual partner has started their menstrual cycle during the act of vaginal intercourse, a Bloody Geraldo is when a man swipes a desired number of fingers on said bloody vagina and proceeds to smear the blood across the area underneath his partner's nose; thus, she is left with a dripping mustache that resembles FOX News' anchor Geraldo Rivera.
"You wouldn't believe what I did last night, dude."
"Oh yeah, what this time?"
"I was fucking this chick and next thing I know she starts bleeding all over my dick."
"Ew that's gross dude"
"Not as gross as me giving her a Bloody Geraldo afterwards."
A handsome man that takes the feelings of others into consideration.

He's such a Geraldo
A handsome,kind,sweet,caring, understanding,intelligent gentleman who takes other feelings into consideration. Geraldo is such a sweet guy.
Geraldo by Legendary legends August 24, 2019

Dirty Geraldo 

The Dirty Geraldo is very similar to the Dirty Rodriguez, in this case the male sticks his penis in a female's ass and wipes the remnants on the female's upper lip profusely, but is required to be performed with a large penis thus creating a larger area of mustache resembling that of Geraldo Rivera.
Kaydee was getting bored with her previous Dirty Sanchez's and Rodriguez's, from other guys, complaining the smell faded away too fast ... so I gave her a Dirty Geraldo she would never forget! Rumor has it, it's still there to this day.
Dirty Geraldo by Charlie Muurphy February 15, 2007
To foolishly expose information.
No one would have been the wiser if you hadn't Geraldoed.
Geraldoed by Mo October 30, 2004

Geraldo in a bucket 

Here's how to make Geraldo in a bucket.

Get a bucket and then shit in it and then...

tada!

Geraldo in a bucket!
And that is how you make Geraldo in a bucket
someone who is a native african and has at least a 17 in dominating schlong
look at his dick, he must be a geraldo
geraldo by sarne’sabeast April 7, 2021