Get One!

When you make an extraordinary or non-sensible joke, one that really burns its listener, and said listener is unable to even formulate a response to rebut the initial joke, the joke-teller then yells "Get One!"

Bec: You're colder than London...the Windy City.
Joey: ....
Bec: Get One!!!!

Get One! by joeydip005 April 21, 2010

Get one

A less conspicuous way to infer sexual attraction; as opposed to other base and common adjectives such as "fuck" and "shag". This term manages to achieve the same primitive undertones whilst sounding somewhat factual and legitimate in its subject matter.

May also be said in other ways such as "I'd give her one" "She'd get one", "He'd get it..."

If I was drunk she'd get one...

Get one by Dexcelcious August 22, 2010

get one

take a dump

yo dubbs, quit hounded me, i gotta go get one.

yo its been 2 hours since i threw down breakfast, when i'm gonna get one?

yo come on D we ready to roll...nah man i gotta go git one first.

get one by jones August 8, 2003

Get-one-in

(phrase) In Junkiedom, meaning to get a shot/injection in oneself.

Man, I'm glad those squares finally left. I was finally able to get-one-in.

Get-one-in by Nikki Stixx October 1, 2019

get one's kit off 

UK slang meaning to take off your clothes; a request that is purely sexual in nature.

"Have you seen her since she lost weight? I wouldn't mind getting her kit off."

get one's kit off by Sascha October 7, 2004

get one over on 

To win against someone who is not used to losing.

The bank made a mistake in the loan agreement and he was able to get one over on them by making them honour it.

get one over on by The Blacker Vegetable November 22, 2013

get one off 

finish yourself while jacking off

Sorry, I had to get one off but I'm back!

get one off by apple bottomless April 28, 2016