25 definitions by jones
An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.
Your girlfriend is a bagger!
by jones February 5, 2003
touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.
by jones April 20, 2005
when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.
Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.
by jones March 31, 2003
The subliberals still believe Clinton didn't lie and that it was just about "sex" and not a character issue...
by jones November 16, 2003
History: Ian Thorpe - an Australian Gold Medalist - appeared in advert for a cereal company, a mother who can't get her kids to eat the cereal calls Thorpe up, and asks "What do I do?" to which Thorpe Replies: "Tell them Thorpe says 'Its fully Sick!'"
Usage: It's now used in two ways:
1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."
2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."
A part of the MSC Dialect
Usage: It's now used in two ways:
1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."
2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."
A part of the MSC Dialect
G1: What'd you think of that Idea
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"
G2: Thorpe Says...
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G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"
by jones November 24, 2004
by jones August 7, 2003