jones's definitions

foghat

A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
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"Slow ride...take it easy..."

by jones February 5, 2003

catch my fade

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

by Jones May 29, 2004

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

quag

Someone who is extremly homosexual or just outright despicable. Originates from the prefix of the word "queer" and the suffix (or last two letters) of the word "fag."

"Billy and Mike just made out in public. Fucking quags."

by Jones June 24, 2004

Tom the Druggy

A Phrase used when referring to an anonymous Druggie, used in much the same way as Joe Bloggs and Little Jonny Six-Pack

Part of MSC Dialect

"Phhh.... VOC Maths is so easy any old Tom the Druggy could do it!"

by Jones November 22, 2004

belgarath

A wizard in the acclaimed series the 'belgaraid', his role is much akin to Gandalf in Lord of the rings.

A guy on the Frozen Oven board who uses this word, obviously beleiving he's being witty.

'Belgarath, the Grolims attack from the eastern river!'

'Stop being such a belgarath'
'Shutup, fool'

by Jones September 28, 2004

bagger

An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.

Your girlfriend is a bagger!

by jones February 5, 2003