jones's definitions

showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.

"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"

by jones February 9, 2005

bobey

An occasion where there is no reasonable justification for being involved.

(or)

A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.

Man, my job is a real bobey.

(or)

That show last night was a huge Bobey.

by Jones June 18, 2004

foghat

A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
"

"Slow ride...take it easy..."

by jones February 5, 2003

chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.

The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.

by jones June 15, 2004

schlieben staben

An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un"
see also schlieben

Un schlieben staben!

by Jones December 18, 2003

belgarath

A wizard in the acclaimed series the 'belgaraid', his role is much akin to Gandalf in Lord of the rings.

A guy on the Frozen Oven board who uses this word, obviously beleiving he's being witty.

'Belgarath, the Grolims attack from the eastern river!'

'Stop being such a belgarath'
'Shutup, fool'

by Jones September 28, 2004

flag snatcher

Comes from X-Box Live, Halo 2 and a user called Corporal Jonzy.
It is the term used for the person who captures the flag in capture the flag games.

Yo dudes whos the flag snatcher
Cover the flag snatcher!
Cover me im going to snatch the flag!
I've snatched the flag now what do I do?

by Jones February 20, 2005