Definitions by jones

wiggle room 

retro terminology for

n.
the nature of given situation when a regular person is free to make the most of things by relying on his judgement and flexibility

adj.
freedom from unnecessary focus on irrelevant details in scope

That bastard Bob didn't give me any wiggle room in the board meeting.

wiggle room by jones May 13, 2005

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

gooched by jones April 20, 2005

martti 

martti is short for marakatti in finnish (marakatti is a famous monkeyman)

Gee, look that martti climbing on that tree

martti by Jones February 25, 2005

flag snatcher 

Comes from X-Box Live, Halo 2 and a user called Corporal Jonzy.
It is the term used for the person who captures the flag in capture the flag games.

Yo dudes whos the flag snatcher
Cover the flag snatcher!
Cover me im going to snatch the flag!
I've snatched the flag now what do I do?

flag snatcher by Jones February 20, 2005

showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.

"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"

showing the mother by jones February 9, 2005

gr9 

kevin's way of say great....it lacks sense...

"Dude, are you going to the concert?"
"Yea man its gunna be gr9."

gr9 by jones December 1, 2004

Thorpe Says... 

History: Ian Thorpe - an Australian Gold Medalist - appeared in advert for a cereal company, a mother who can't get her kids to eat the cereal calls Thorpe up, and asks "What do I do?" to which Thorpe Replies: "Tell them Thorpe says 'Its fully Sick!'"

Usage: It's now used in two ways:

1: When someone does something noteworthy, and ask your opinion, you mearly replies "Thorpe Says..."

2: When someone says a particually unfunny joke, to break up the silence you'd say: "Well... Thorpe said..."

A part of the MSC Dialect

G1: What'd you think of that Idea
G2: Thorpe Says...
---------------------------------------

G1: ...And then the priest got drunk!
G2: ...uh... wtf?
G1: "Well... Thorpe said it was fully sick!"

Thorpe Says... by Jones November 23, 2004