Gesticular Cancer
Gesticular Cancer by Robbie Shepherd June 15, 2007
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gesticular cancer
When one uses their hands excessively in order to animate whatever they are saying through gestures and motions; using hands too much while speaking.
"When Chong was trying to explain how the water cycle works, he was obviously suffering from an extreme case of gesticular cancer, due to his attempts to use his hands to illustrate the rain."
gesticular cancer by Dangerloljkk March 14, 2009
testicular cancer
testicular cancer by i'm+awesome May 21, 2006
Testicular Cancer
A nasty disease that forms tumors on your balls. Without surgery, radiation, and/or chemotherapy can be fatal.
Testicular Cancer by EE-TAOW February 4, 2010
Jesticular Cancer
Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
Jesticular Cancer by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012
Eat my testicular cancer
A phrase used to insult people in the mills college alumni. Eat my testicular cancer originated from a secondary school in Vancouver, Canada by a very attractive and convenient person. It can also be used to describe someone with horrible green and yellow shoes, a trigger-happy Serbian, a Jarus-hakak with a very loose vigina or just plainly that racist idiot that went to Mills college.
Eat my testicular cancer jerk
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer
go back to mills college
inconvenient is gabes word so eat my testicular cancer
Eat my testicular cancer by NNNN. Charles April 12, 2007
anal testicular cancer
1. when a man has a horrible deformity causing him to be born with testicles in his rectum and to make matters worse those testicles develop cancer
2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
2. something you accuse any guy of having for the sake of comedy or as a comeback
ex1: doctor: I'm sorry, Tim, your anal testicles aren't well.
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!
ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
Tim: What do you mean?
doctor: You have anal testicular cancer.
Tim: Noooo!
ex2: Steven: I slept with your mom last night.
Joe: What you have anal testicular cancer?
anal testicular cancer by xxXbloodXvomitXxx March 5, 2011
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