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germ circle

The group of people with whom you do not practice social distancing.
Kissing and hugging is strictly reserved for my germ circle.
germ circle by BikesBeerBob March 21, 2020

german science 

What is, objectively speaking, the greatest science in the world.
Person: Remind me again, mr. Stroheim, how good is German Science?
Stroheim: Why, GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!
german science by Horricule April 14, 2017

bong geometry 

The placement and direction of a bong and lighter within a smoking circle to indicate the next person’s turn
Chris: Hey, Meredith. Is it your to smoke? Bong geometry says so.

Meredith: How so?

Chris: The lighter is in front of you and the bong is facing you as well.

Meredith: Thanks, Chris! I can always count on you.

Swamp German 

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.
Swamp German by the gerophile December 14, 2009

hippie German Shepherd 

A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendly dogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.
I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.

Lauren German 

A beautiful and talented actress known for her role in Lucifer as Chloe Decker. She’s a

"transforms straight people into gay people" trap with a sexy jawline.
Person (straight woman ) 1: I think I may have a crush on Lauren German

Person 2 : Aren’t you straight?
Person (now gay) 1: Screw that !
Lauren German by Yeet_Yaat January 4, 2020