The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will
die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two
words together.
For the safety of English speakers, the
German translation (the only available translation) is posted.
German Soldier *pulls out script*:
Wenn ist
das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder
die Flipperwaldt gersput!
German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*