German Wow

This isn't your average "wow". The "German Wow" can only be applied to something so horrendous that it is almost as catastrophic as the world wars. This can be a reply to an extremely offensive or inappropriate comment or hearing news that changes your or someone else's life, usually in a bad way. It was invented by my family after watching a tv series where different countries compete in a series of physical challenges (Beastmaster).

Luke: "What did the German say to the Jew when they bumped into each other?"
Adam: "What..."
Luke: "I did Nazi Jew there!"
Adam: "German Wow..."
Or
Luke: "I recently found out my ex-girlfriend had sex with my Dad..."
Adam: "I'm so sorry man, that sucks."
Luke: "She keeping the child."
Adam: "German Wow..."

German Wow by KOLDKIDX January 21, 2022

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

germantown splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

Germantown 

Often referred to as Gtown, or the last bit of civilization before Frederick or Damascus. Germantown is a small town in Maryland with the most eclectic population of people ever. Rednecks, gangsters, preps, working joes, working stiffs and hippie’s all living together. Most locals are known for their ability to drink unsuspecting visitors under the table and then walk out on the check.

My posse lives in Germantown. Gtown for life.

Germantown by guess March 3, 2005

Germantown 

ders gangstas, drug dealers, guns, robbers, black people, rich folks, wiggers, broke folks, weave shops, hair salons, white people, chelten ave, crab house, chicken spot, footlocker, payless, beauty supply, koreans, rainbow, popeyes, gtown ave, da corner stores, nail salons, big houses, g town high, gfs, trash, flowers, church, banks, doctor, dance school, McDonalds, liquor, day care. everything is in gtown. germantown is a strong community in if u nvr heard of it u aint been to philly yet.

-where u from?
-Germantown
-o...im from chesnut hill
-ok?
-do u drink kool-aide?
-do u drink starbucks?

Germantown by dat gtown chik August 15, 2006

Germantown Car Wash 

Germantown Car Wash
Noun.

Drenching yourself in Axe body spray with no regard to the people around you.

Typically done by people from germantown.

Typically done before and/or after gym class

Guy 1: Yo the hallway smells terrible because someone gave themself a Germantown Car Wash

Guy 2: Gross

Germantown Car Wash by QuincyDictionary January 8, 2018

Germantown Brown 

Germantown Brown gets its name for the low quality dirt weed, usually brick, marijuana that is commonly sold by glazed eyed derelicts in playgrounds and street corners in the Germantown and Mount Airy sections of Philly. Germantown Brown was first coined as a word combination in the mid 1980's. Now Germantown Brown denotes any example of dirt or schwag weed

No I do not want to spend 400 bucks on a zeee of OG Kush, I would rather buy an 80 dollar ounce of some Germantown Brown

Germantown Brown by AbrahamSaltine July 19, 2011

germantown academy 

Also known as the Germantown Fish Factory. For their mechanic swim machine students and robotic water polo players.

"You swim for GA?
"Yeah."
"Get a life, loser."

germantown academy by all hyped up April 9, 2005