German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

by big peen joe June 12, 2013

german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

by germanwhore March 7, 2010

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

by capturethefag February 10, 2021

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

by thescrotamshandle April 10, 2009

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022