3 definitions by capturethefag
A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.
Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"
by capturethefag February 11, 2021
When all parties involved in sexual intercourse are wearing sunglasses, they are having terminator sex.
by capturethefag February 11, 2021
When you blow your load on a girl's face and she is so white that the cum is the same color as her skin tone, making it hard to tell that her face is drenched in sperm.
Bro 1: Dude yesterday I gave my girlfriend a frosty chameleon and she left it on all day!
Bro 2: I couldn't even tell when I saw her!
Bro 2: I couldn't even tell when I saw her!
by capturethefag May 21, 2015