german breakfast

a quick efficient morning ritual involving fucking, smoking a cigarette, and drinking coffee.

I was in a hurry and very horny this morning so i had to have myself a german breakfast.

by germanwhore March 7, 2010

German Breakfast

the man fills the womans vagina with cum,then they both eat cereal out of it.

by big peen joe June 12, 2013

A steaming German log on your chest when you wake up. Your partner was kind enough to make you breakfast.

Petr: "This morning I woke up to a fatty steamer on my chest! It was such a fucking mess, and I could barely finish it!"

Hans: "Sounds like you enjoyed your German Breakfast Burrito!"

by capturethefag February 11, 2021

When you scramble eggs in a girls urethera and suck it out with your left nostril, using a straw (if a pro)

zack likes to give German Breakfast Infaculations

by thescrotamshandle April 11, 2009

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022