Gerich

A gerich is an individual with an unnatural aptitude to most subjects, although this comes at a cost to their sanity and self esteem. A gerich has frequent mental breaks and often talks themselves down although whether this is to blend into their environment, make themselves more likable, embarrassment, or even all three may depend on the example and may be entirely impossible to tell. They are skilled social manipulators and opportunists and may depending on their perceived worth of you influence your opinion of them. Despite this, often they decide most people worthless and remain low on the social ladder. They are confusing individuals and often cannot be described by 2 words unless those words are direct antonyms, smart and dumb, confident and self loathing, temperate and angry, a gerich.

Person 1: he’s a bloody genius! He said he was terrible at this!
Person 2: I told you he was a gerich, and you didn’t listen.

by Voiddweller November 15, 2022

Gerchan Farms

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk

"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms

by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019

Gerica

A kind, sweet girl that really loves music and sports. She likes to have many varieties of friends, and can bond with a person quickly that has similar interests. She’s a smart and optimistic person, and wants to expand her life beyond the horizons of the undiscovered world.

Gerica is such a kind hearted soul, and she really likes a good adventure!!

by Depression .-. January 4, 2018

Geichoe

pronounced "gyke'-ho" Intended as a pun derived from the popular insurance commercials. By definition, geichoe is a female of loose virtue or promiscuity (a slut or hoe). A woman "so easy, a caveman could do her."
action is "geichoing"

She comes at me like she wants a boyfriend, but that bitch been a geichoe since birth.

by gravity5 March 7, 2007

gericondriac

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.

Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac

by Rockintoes November 11, 2017

gertcha

Get out of it.

UK Cockney slang

'Can I borrow twenty quid ?'
'Gertcha! you fucker !'

- normally said whilst raising the back of the hand, as if to strike.

by Frank Lion August 17, 2004

geriachick

An attractive female who is too old - generally above 50 - to be considered a cougar.

Guy1: Check out the smokin geriachick yonder.
Guy2: Dude,that's my grandma!
Guy2: Hi grandma!
Guy1: Your grandma is hot.

by o0oo January 12, 2008