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A gerich is an individual with an unnatural aptitude to most subjects, although this comes at a cost to their sanity and self esteem. A gerich has frequent mental breaks and often talks themselves down although whether this is to blend into their environment, make themselves more likable, embarrassment, or even all three may depend on the example and may be entirely impossible to tell. They are skilled social manipulators and opportunists and may depending on their perceived worth of you influence your opinion of them. Despite this, often they decide most people worthless and remain low on the social ladder. They are confusing individuals and often cannot be described by 2 words unless those words are direct antonyms, smart and dumb, confident and self loathing, temperate and angry, a gerich.
Person 1: he’s a bloody genius! He said he was terrible at this!
Person 2: I told you he was a gerich, and you didn’t listen.
Gerich by Voiddweller November 15, 2022
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Gerchan Farms 

Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk
"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap

"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un

"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
Gerchan Farms by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019
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A kind, sweet girl that really loves music and sports. She likes to have many varieties of friends, and can bond with a person quickly that has similar interests. She’s a smart and optimistic person, and wants to expand her life beyond the horizons of the undiscovered world.
Gerica is such a kind hearted soul, and she really likes a good adventure!!
Gerica by Depression .-. January 4, 2018
pronounced "gyke'-ho" Intended as a pun derived from the popular insurance commercials. By definition, geichoe is a female of loose virtue or promiscuity (a slut or hoe). A woman "so easy, a caveman could do her."
action is "geichoing"
She comes at me like she wants a boyfriend, but that bitch been a geichoe since birth.
Geichoe by gravity5 March 7, 2007

gericondriac 

Similar to how a hypochondriac decides they are sick and the self fulfilling prophecy renders them ill, a gericondriac decides they are old and tired. Soon after, the gericondriac settles into a boring, vegetative state - doomed to live out their life as a shadow of their former selves.
Camille: I'm so tired, I think I'll head home soon.

Sean whispers to Kris: Wow, Camille is becoming such a gericondriac
gericondriac by Rockintoes November 11, 2017
'Can I borrow twenty quid ?'
'Gertcha! you fucker !'

- normally said whilst raising the back of the hand, as if to strike.
gertcha by Frank Lion August 17, 2004

geriachick 

An attractive female who is too old - generally above 50 - to be considered a cougar.
Guy1: Check out the smokin geriachick yonder.
Guy2: Dude,that's my grandma!
Guy2: Hi grandma!
Guy1: Your grandma is hot.
geriachick by o0oo January 12, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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