Geriah 

Is always there for u , a loving person , cares for u and Is loyal in general . Is shy at first but once you get to know them , they are very supportive towards you . A really funny person who will always joke and play around with you . Will fight anyone who is ready to , and really over protective. She is overall a really nice person and everybody spoils and loves her . She doesn't like everybody tho .

Geriah is a funny and kind person .

Geriah by THE BEST IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERS June 4, 2024

geriatric-mandering 

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

geriatric-mandering by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

Geriaphobia 

1. The fear of old people, or of growing old.

Upon entering the nursing home, Allen's geriaphobia sent him into shock.

Geriaphobia by Shifty Tek November 26, 2006

Geriatric Profanity Disorder 

A common medical disorder in which a cantankerous, old, senior citizen will not stop swearing. Usually directed toward ungrateful "youngsters" meaning anyone from 1 to 55 years of age.

The reasons behind this ailment are quite simple. They've lived long enough that they no longer give a shit who they annoy. So you damn well better listen, you ingrate, or you're gonna get a cane upside your head.

Also known as G.P.D.

Example 1

Person 1: Man, can you believe Craig's creepy uncle? I was just walking by his room, minding my own business, when he poked me with his cane and called me a no good poncy faggot.

Person 2: Yeah dude, he's got a bad case of G.P.D. I'm getting him Brad Goodman's self-help video this Christmas.

Example 2:

Doctor: I'm afraid it doesn't look good Mister Daniels. You have an advanced case of Geriatric Profanity Disorder, and I'm going to have to advise immediate euthanasia.

Mr. Daniels: Speak up you pompous son of a bitch!

Geriatric Profanity Disorder by Lord Fossilwick of Sussexshire January 14, 2010

Geriatric 

One who wears their pants up to their armpits and thoroughly enjoys chasing youngsters off the lawn.

What is this geriatric talking about, and why is he trying to feed me hard candy?

Geriatric by gator13 December 19, 2010

geriatric X 

A person that was born in the early part of the generation X generation (1965-1981).

My brother is so geriatric X, he does not know anything about Facebook and still spends his time on MySpace.

geriatric X by brbbri December 14, 2008

Germaholic 

A person who loves anything germy.

He doesn't mind what and where he eats.

Germs do not bother him. In pools. In resuatrants. In sex.

Brian is a germaholic, that is how he got thrush on his tongue

Germaholic by Little.miss.sunshine.0 October 9, 2011