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A psychotic and ruthless person who promises fame and steals money.
“He dope asf

Nah bro he a geoslam fr fr
Geoslam by asf23 March 4, 2022
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A person who promises people fame and money by posing as a top tier hollywood producer (he is not)
"Yo that dude is just like geoslam, ya heard" - an intellectual individual
geoslam by asf23 November 2, 2022
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(to) geoslam 

Geoslamming someone means to mislead with the intention of royally fucking someone over.
It originates from Los Angelos and is being used in the music industry usually.
"Yo imma (to) geoslam that mofucka right there and take his shit on god."
(to) geoslam by mhan14631 January 3, 2022
A person who can found roaming the desert and has just consumed large quantities of mushrooms.
Raver Dude: "Hey how is it going tonight?"

Raver Chick: "Awesome, just drank some tea and I feel like a Geoshaman.

Raver Dude: "Dam, I want to feel like a Geoshaman too."
Geoshaman by gkalamode November 4, 2011

geoslaves 

A new slavery ( huh, as if we needed a new one, anyways..), where goverment workers and company-mules are traced and their physical location is monitored 24/7/365..by the tecnogadgetry they give to these stupes.
There's even a virtual globe for this kind of task..and experts in the geoslavery field are talking of creating a 'digital geography'; to add injury to insult. Every one under this thing will be 'geo-parsed' (i dunno what the fuck this means..), and electronic privacy can find another planet to thrive happily on. Geoslaves everywhere..welcome to v-reality! .
co-worker:"this is demeaning and humiliating enough baby..i am quitting this company...i am not a number . i am not a geoslave!
sec:"what the ..?!"
geoslaves by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Geoslacking 

Going geocaching on your lunchbreak for an hour and a half, and then eating lunch.
Where's Lindsey? Oh she's out geoslacking with Pat.
Geoslacking by Chachironi August 29, 2011
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Failure Shower 

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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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