George Santos 

To deceive people with misrepresentations about oneself for the purpose of obtaining acceptance into positions of power, institutional enrollment, employment, etc.

With the new resume and cover letter that I wrote today, I should be able to George Santos my way into this better paying job!

George Santos by Philip J Kaplan January 23, 2023

George Santos 

To take without permission an item belonging to a family member, friend, or close associate.

"I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."

"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."

George Santos by mcflyfarm January 19, 2023

George Santos 

It would be easier to list out what he HASN’T lied about… wait, that’s pretty much nothing, so no, it would be EVEN HARDER to find.

George Santos… if that’s even his real name.

George Santos by Darkness Prime February 11, 2023

George Santos 

Lied about everything... But he shouldn't resign... Because my ability to use him as a vessel to imposes my will on the populous to too important.... More important than THE TRUTH MY GOD DEMANDS... I'm a good Christian and NOT a paid actor and a shill...

Hym "You see that George Santos shit?"

Iam "Mm? Yeah... Wasn't all that interesting..."

Hym "True. The response to it was far more interesting than the actual reality of a politician defrauding the country... Which is... Ironic? Is that irony? I wouldn't know. I'm not some kind of screenwriter."

George Santos by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs 

Specially bred dogs you can buy or steal who are trained to unceremoniously introduce you to famous and infamous politicians and celebrities when you lack the usual “ins” of an actually wealthy person.

I got myself one of them George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs in order to disarm famous folks and talk to them for a few magic moments, just long enough for my friend here to take a really good picture for my FB page!

George Santos Crotch-Sniffing Dogs by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Adiós George Santos 

Adiós George Santos — The 21st century version of “Bye Felicia”. On Friday December 1st 2023 George Santos made history by being expelled from congress without actually being convicted of any crimes — yet.

During his time in Congress, the pudgy purveyor of prevarication proposed four bills — all of which died in committee.

The Avatar of Assignation who had a love affair with lies did his best imitation of Donald J. Trump only to discover that he was a much better drag Queen than he was a Trump “mini-me”.

For his efforts he became a dolphin caught in a tuna net. We were trying to catch MAGA insurrectionist and all we got was Kitara Ravache. And if you don’t know, you better ask somebody!

George Santos, you have earned a place in history! Godspeed you forked tongue adder.

The vote was 311 yeas and 114 nays. The yeas prevailed and George Santos was expelled — Adiós George Santos.

Adiós George Santos by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 1, 2023

George Santosed 

When you fall for someone's bald-faced, outlandish lies.

I was so George Santosed by my boyfriend who said he was a doctor, had a house in the Hamptons, and that his dad was an astronaut; can't believe I fell for that.

George Santosed by Luigi Pepperoni January 18, 2023