Geographist
I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.
Geographist by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021
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Geographist
Ge·og·ra·phist (noun)
1. One who is far too posh to be considered a mere "geographer."
2. One who is convinced of their geographical superiority over geographers.
1. One who is far too posh to be considered a mere "geographer."
2. One who is convinced of their geographical superiority over geographers.
Geographist by theryty April 16, 2013
geographist
My wife and I recently moved from the city to the county. After doing so, we learned that all of our city friends are geographists.
geographist by rouxdog September 10, 2012
Geographical Appreciation
the process by which one takes into account, or considers, geographical matter when making reference to a geographical setting or area/field
Geographical Appreciation by Joe Enchantt November 16, 2022
geographically illiterate
a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.
Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate
Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate
Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate
geographically illiterate by Maves December 12, 2012
Modulo Geographie
Modulo Geographie by Za Master January 15, 2020
national geographic titties
Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.
My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!
national geographic titties by CBianchi August 23, 2007
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