Geographist

When you can successfully navigate your house at night without turning on the lights.

I made it to the bathroom last night without turning on the lights and I feel like a fucking geographist.

by laddiehickelsen October 19, 2021

Geographist

Ge·og·ra·phist (noun)

1. One who is far too posh to be considered a mere "geographer."
2. One who is convinced of their geographical superiority over geographers.

She says she's not a geographer, she's a geographist, whatever the hell that is.

by theryty April 16, 2013

geographist

a racist based on geographical location

My wife and I recently moved from the city to the county. After doing so, we learned that all of our city friends are geographists.

by rouxdog September 10, 2012

Geographical Appreciation

the process by which one takes into account, or considers, geographical matter when making reference to a geographical setting or area/field

Hey John! are you forgetting to utilise Geographical Appreciation when evaluating this essay?

by Joe Enchantt November 16, 2022

geographically illiterate

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.

Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate

by Maves December 12, 2012

Modulo Geographie

Modulo Geographie is a boring textbook that is completely useless.

Sadly, many people use Modulo Geographie.

by Za Master January 15, 2020

national geographic titties

Usually occur after a woman has a child (children). Can resemble two sunny-side-up eggs running down a wall, or two watermelons in a downhill race. Not limited by race, ethnicity, or creed. Almost always an unpleasant suprise discovered after the bra comes off. The larger the breasts, the worse the dimay.

My ex wife Amy looked great with her bra on, but when that came off she had national geographic titties!

by CBianchi August 23, 2007