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the guy that will fulfill your life; that cute, funny guy that wants a girl that will love him no matter what, hes that guy that wants a girl that will never hurt him; someone that wants that special girl that will show that they care about him, someone that can prove he means everything to them. Someone that likes to joke around but likes to be serious at the same-time, someone that wants someone that will treat them how he should be treated no matter what, hes the guy that no girl should take for granted, that guy that every girl dreams of, someone that will always cheer a girl up no matter how hurt or sad she could be, hes that kind of guy that will do anything to make his girl happy, someone that puts other people before him, someone that doesn't like fighting, someone who can be very hurt but will hide it just so people would get mad at me; guy that likes to bmx and play video games; :) the guy that likes to cuddle and be close to the ones he loves. Geoffry the one guy that will never let you down!

The guy anyone would fall in love with<3
"I wished that i would never do anything to break your heart; and that i wouldn't get mine broken♥" -Geoffry

Forever; -Geoffry

Promise<3 -Geoffry
Geoffry by lawlaa January 18, 2011
Geoffry is that one boy who you want but are never gonna get but sorry to say he doesn’t love you or me so just get over him he is also on crack so watch out
he Is the all time Geoffry
Geoffry by Kakala October 23, 2019

!geoffry.cc #Elevated 

ah... where do i start, !geoffry.cc #Elevated aka sussy baka, he is very sus and I think he might be imposter. he hates fortnite a lot because he sucks at it and every other game. he definitely regrets building a pc. he also sits on discord 24/7 and does not go outside and has no clue what grass is
xtert: do u know !geoffry.cc #Elevated

tb server: yes he is a mini mod

Geoffrey Peterson 

Geoffrey Peterson is the robot sidekick with a mohawk on the Craig Ferguson show. Aside from appearing in the twitter jingles and introducing the twitter and email segment of the show, he is known for his random phrases and for the fact that his mouth is often agape when he isn't speaking. Though his name is Geoffrey he occasionally goes by the nickname Geoff.
Craig: What time is it Geoffrey Peterson?
Geoff: Hey! What's happening in tweet land?
Viewer at home: This show is amazing!
Geoffrey Peterson by Cuddlefish6 September 2, 2010

Sweaty geoffrey 

When an individual deficates in a gym sock and proceeds to smack an unsuspecting victim in the face with said sock
Leroy never liked his stepfather so to humiliate him, so he gave him sweaty geoffrey
Sweaty geoffrey by Rusty switchmen October 17, 2012
Geoffrey has the most amazing smile you’ll ever see. He’s chill and makes beats that rock the streets. Geoffrey is serious and straight forward but under all his layers he’s a mushy gushy guy who just want a hug. Geoffrey is fiercely loyal, well spoken, and has the ability to make you laugh anywhere and anytime. Great kisser, even better friend. Guys hate him, women want him, and everyone else wants to be him.
I think I’m falling in love.

With who?
Geoffrey.
Geoffrey by MissLaK June 12, 2018
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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