Genetics

The science of heredity linked to DNA and other molecules. Scientists are currently working to decode the human genome in one of the biggest scientific efforts ever attempted.
Genetics is exclusively used by scientists for evil purposes, as shown by Hollywood and its accurate portrayal of scientific understanding. Typically scientists are shown to be cloning humans, resurecting dinosaurs, producing alien species or just tampering with nature in general. This is ideal for it's target audience of Macdonald eating, stars and stripes waving, IQ bereft audience .

"Shall we go see that new film?"
"Yes lets its shows us (the american public) how evil genetics is"
"Erm what about our GM crops, our hormone boosted cattle and pesticides?"
"That okay thats the American way of life thats not Genetics"

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

genetics

A legitimate science that has been abused by mislead doctors for the benefit of mass society and huge drug companies. Propagated as the utter solution to everything that is wrong with society, when the causes are social. Has been expanded to include 'psychiatric genetics' (or 'behavioral genetics'), a field which attempts to convince the public that our finest behaviors are governed by genes without providing true evidence to support this claim. What 'evidence' that is presented tends to jump to conclusions (correlation =/= causation). It's also used by the general masses to absolve themselves of responsibility for their actions commonly (He did it because he was genetically predisposed to violence!). All in all, controlling for environmental factors is damn near impossible at this time, rendering most of 'behavioral genetics' worthless.

Genetics is a legitimate field, but when it becomes an enforcer of a status quo based on little or no evidence, it is nothing short of an atrocity.

by Shadow Creator December 25, 2007

genetics

A very fucking horrible bitch that makes you feel self conscious without getting the chance to do something about it

-I hate my body
-Don't complain about it, go to the gym instead
-I'm already skinny and going to the gym won't change that I look like I man because of my narrow hips and wide ribs u idiot, that's genetics

by Mellym August 3, 2022

genetics

fuck you

I hate genetics also fuck you

by Larfty May 25, 2023

Genetics

Hey, a guy in my community said you stole everything from him and screwed him out of his retirement.

Hym "Did you steal genetics from that guy? What the fuck is with you niggas and stealing shit? He's an old guy. Like a half a head shorter than me so, like, 5'6. Bushy beard. Studied genetics (Apparently). Find that guys stuff. Find his genetics immediately."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

Baller-genetics

Being so good at a sport that you dont have to practice and you still eat up the competition. Being naturally good at any sport, most commonly basketball. Also regarding just being baller, or so cool that everything you do is something other people want to do.

Allen Iverson: "Practice, practice, I dont need to practice!!!"
Bystander/Reporter: "Wow, AI really has baller genetics."

Kid: "Damn did you see what he just did?"
Friend: "Yeah I wish I could be that cool."
Kid: "That's baller-genetics."

by Zazman66 November 4, 2007

by genetics only

When a women is very manly in mannerisms, speech, and style of clothing but is indeed a woman because of body parts.

I am pretty sure Erin is the only woman who could kick my ass but she is a woman by genetics only.

by blitzone April 24, 2008