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General’s thumb 

The act of the male partner sprinkling hot spices over his thumb, followed by him sticking it in the female’s vagina and keeping it there until she salutes.
Bro you already know I gave her the General’s thumb last night.

Surgeon General's Breakfast

An entire bottle of NyQuil followed by a pack of Lucky Strikes and choice of heavy machinery.
Don't park your car there because Steve had the Surgeon General's Breakfast this morning.

Casey’s General Store 

The best gas station and pizza in the mid-west! Best gas station food for everyone!

water the general's dog 

I need to go water the general's dog before we head out of here.
water the general's dog by dibble bop December 20, 2010

General Tso's Revenge 

1. Noun. A stomach and lower intestinal tract condition incurred after eating too much/too greasy Chinese food. Often results in less than solid stool movements, aka shitsplosions.
2. The Chinese version of Montezuma's Revenge
Panda Express offers its customers free General Tso's Revenge after each meal.
General Tso's Revenge by Jaceph866 January 31, 2009

general tso's chicken 

Deep-fried chicken pieces in a sweet, tangy sauce. Served at Chinese restaurants in North America but nonexistent in China itself.
I went to China but they didn't have General Tso's chicken, so I came back home.
general tso's chicken by Myl0 December 15, 2011
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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