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Goncharov 

A 1973 film centered around the titular character Goncharov (Robert De Niro), a Russian hitman who is currently living in Naples, Italy. Written by Matteo JWHJ 0715 and presented by Martin Scorsese, it was advertised as "The Greatest Mafia Movie Ever Made". Cybill Shepherd stars as Goncharov's wife Katya, and rounding out the cast are Al Pacino, Gene Hackman, and Harvey Keitel. The film was influenced by American Cold War propaganda at the time, and contains heavy political undertones - characters implied to favor communism were portrayed in a far less sympathetic light than those that aren't, and there are allegations that the FBI influenced or interfered with the production with respect to its portrayal of Communist characters. Politics aside, the movie was remarkably ahead of it's time in certain aspects, with a surprisingly homoerotic relationship between Goncharov and Andrey Daddano (Harvey Keitel), and an explicit kiss between Katya and Sofia (Sophia Loren). It has a reoccurring clock motif, the meaning of which has been debated but is generally believed to represent the fact that the characters are running out of time to live. With a story chock full of love, tragedy, death, and betrayal, Goncharov (1973) sure lives up to its tagline.
Person 1: I got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent Martin Scorsese movie??? What the fuck
Person 2: This idiot hasn't seen Goncharov
Goncharov by sleeping awake November 22, 2022
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Goncharov 

A fictional 1973 Martin Scorsese Mafia movie, invented by users of Tumblr in 2022
"Have you seen that mafia movie, Goncharov"? "Yeah, it was epic, I loved the part where Goncharov has that shootout"
Goncharov by CasualSnake November 20, 2022
"Genchad" is a self-appointed term, coined by the Gachinks, which is used to refer to themselves. It is meant to refer to the fact they are "Chads" for playing a Chinese gacha game, and for the fact that they are attracted to 10-14 year old girls (a condition generally known as pedohpillia). Undoubtedly, anyone who is not a pedophile finds this definition to be very inaccurate.
* after raping a 10 year old girl *
Another W for the Genchads!
genchad by mynamej3ff420 November 16, 2020

Goncharov Effect 

When the made up thing is better than the real thing.

An effect establish by Tumblr users in the year 2022 when an image of a tag on a boot lead to the discovery of what may be the worlds best cinematic masterpiece, Goncharov.

What starts as a normal play day on Tumblr quickly spirals into a mass fanfare concerning obscure director Mateo JWHJ0715.
"Man, Twitter won't shut up about this absolute beast of a classic movie."
"Goncharov Effect, my friend."
Goncharov Effect by GoncharovFan597 November 28, 2022

Goncharov 

noun - An elaborate hoax for comedic purposes, where multiple people will begin to claim the existence of a person or show or dramatic performance exists, even supplying details or manufactured art of same, for the purpose of a prank.

verb - to create or engage in the creation of a Goncharov
Inspector Spacetime was a Goncharov before Goncharovving was cool.
Goncharov by Farmer Vinnie January 8, 2023

gerchardas 

Sexy ass person. Hottest on the plant. He is the best shifter and good with his tongue. He is a legend in bed and is romantic. If hes your friend, you're lucky.
Omg he's such a gerchardas
gerchardas by Jj1111 April 9, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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