n. What ordinary people refer to as sideburns (this facial hair was made popular by its namesake, Ambrose Burnside, the Union Army general who was noted for his trademark muttonchops).
Randy: Maybe if I trim my Gen. Burnsides O-girls will finally consider me spongeworthy.
Steve: I dunno, but I think I’m gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?
Steve: I dunno, but I think I’m gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?
by The Raging Bull August 18, 2005
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