A tall, sexy beast with a firm ass and very broad shoulders. He looks so good from behind that you’d agree to a date without having seen his
face.
He picks you up for lunch. He is confident, chatty and intelligent. He makes you laugh. He eats
like a
horse....even from other people’s plates. It’s a damn super power because he is so tall and thin.
As time goes on, it’s revealed that he’s not just brilliant at
math, science and business. He can also fix anything. How is he real? He handles his
money well and is a master in the sheets. You want to stop time and exist forever in his red bedroom. Women can exist on snacks,
sex and him.
His DNA should be bottled and sold. His offspring are tall, tan and striking. His attributes do not fade with age. If you find one, you’ll want to keep him.