Geography is the subject chosen by real lads and legitimate wenches who wish to further their knowledge of the world. It is a subject with greater levels of dimension than any other. Geographers are part of a big family who are in the top of the hierarchy as they will name every capital in their home continent and more. The banter between Geographers is unbeatable with such things such as pissing into rain gauges and throwing litter at environmentalists.

Adam: I sure wouldn't mind having a look at her fault line
Ben: Dude, that fault line hasn't been active in years! She seems ready to go any second!

Adam: This geography banter is unending! Thank god I chose to take it.

Geography by Mr bowles May 29, 2013

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geography

Knowledge of not only where places are, but why and how, as well as predicting the future of where places should be - one important example of when you'd use this knowledge is finding a good location to live, work, start your own biz, and travel based on pasts and forecasts of that location.

"So many people are mistaken with the idea that geography is a social studies class only for junior high about memorizing the outline map of the US; it's a lot more than that - just as math is a lot more than just counting up to 10."

geography by Tojonto September 2, 2006

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booty geography

A term used to describe how common and intense ass will be in the area. The probability of ass and intensity are affected by 3 factors

1. Income: With lower income comes more ass and higher income comes less ass. Poor neighborhoods have more booty than rich neighborhoods.

2. Sexual activity: This is pretty obvious why. Cities and neighborhoods that have more sex will also have more ass due to that being desired during sex.

3. Predominate race: Black girls most likely to have a nice ass, hispanics are less likely, and whites are unlikely. So if the neighborhood is predominately black or hispanic, you will see more booty.

(flat girl walks by)

Boy1: That's gross, where are we?

Boy2: Were in North Dakota, this place has terrible booty geography, so get use to it

Boy1: We need to take a trip to Mississippi one year

Boy2: We will one day, trust me we will

booty geography by Optical Epilepsy April 29, 2010

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Jewish Geography

When two or more Jews get together and discuss who knows who's Jewish friends and relatives from where.

Shem tov: You know my brother Morty from New York, he's a doctor, married to Rachael?
Herschel: Yes, I once went out for bagels with him at my cousin Eli's diner in Long Island. Oy, you should have seen the savings!
Passerby: What a Jewish Geography!

Jewish Geography by Alex Blake July 26, 2006

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