Gee Whilikers 

something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on

I just got a new Volkswagen last week and it broke to pieces. Gee whilikers!

Gee Whilikers by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

gee wilikers 

a phrase meaning "oh my gosh!"

Gee wilikers! Your dick is HUGE!

gee wilikers by isarah September 30, 2008

gee willikers 

a humorous or outdated extension of gee, which is a euphemism for Jesus.

Gee willikers, that wind's a-blowin'!

gee willikers by kadatz September 16, 2010

gee whillikers 

a variant spelling of gee willikers.

Gee whillikers! Lawd's mercy, put that gun away.

gee whillikers by kadatz September 17, 2010

Golly Gee Wilikers 

1. Expression used to show amazement. Mainly from the beginning to middle of the 20th century, used today as a joke and when around old and/or religious people who would probably take away your share of the will if "holy fuck" or such was used.
2. A sexual position whereas the female bends over to the front, touches her toes and the man unpredictably comes up from behind to commence the fucking whilst the surprised female exclaims "Golly Gee Wilikers!"

1. You have cancer grandpa? Holy F-.. Golly Gee Wilikers!!!
2. You're looking lovely tonight my dear. What you say to a Golly Gee Wilikers?

Golly Gee Wilikers by The Sandman March 2, 2004

gee whitakers 

being sarcastic, not believing

gee whitakers you didnt do that to the old man

gee whitakers by bigred1969 June 24, 2009

Gee wilickers

Something geezer's say to mean "oh snap" or "woah now." Something Flanders from the Simpsons would say.

As Flanders might say after seeing something really surprising and then accepting it: "Gee wilickers! That car just blew up. Well, oh well. The Lord must've ordained it on that sinner. Okily-dokily-doo."

A loud yell in the distance: "DOH!"

Gee wilickers by Adel7 September 15, 2007