Gbolo

The last name of the hottest person that you should totally love ❤️

Hey look miss Gbolo over there

by Ggahags April 26, 2022

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Gbolahan

One of the nicest people you will ever meet. He tends to be quiet, but can show his true colors through the jokes and thoughts that he shares with the people lucky enough to be close to him. He is one of the most handsomest people you can meet, he is lusted over by all women and men that come close to him. He is more refreshing than a thousand year drought come to an end by a flood. You would be lucky to even be in the same square mile as him.

Oh my god is that Gbolahan? I think i'm going to pass out.

by thewellestknownnarc May 16, 2018

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urban geologist

A crack smoker; One who smokes rocks. Is often found in an inner city environment.

Urban geologists mugged me for crack money behind the liquor store.

by Stan Smith July 19, 2005

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Goblowned

-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.

1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "

2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"

by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

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Gbolahan

Gbolahan is a Yoruba (tribe dominating the Southwest part of Nigeria) name which it translation means "Showcasing wealth".

The name is very unique and commanding, people named Gbolahan are very unique and mostly successful in whatever they lay their hands on.

I'm going to name my unborn child "Gbolahan", it will speak about how buoyant we are in our family. Apart from that, the baby will surely be successful in all his/her endeavors

by That Yoruba Demon April 19, 2019

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Geologist

Geologists are 'scientists' with an unnatural obsession with geology (rocks). Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as "Tuesday Morning" and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension.

Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).

There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.

The geologists were supplied with alchohol (a common strategy to loosen up the cast in reality TV), but the camera crew was surprised to notice that even after drinking gallons of the liquid, the geologists did not change their behavior, and continued talking in an obscure jargonized language about 'bombs', 'breccia,' and 'lahars,' none of which made for good reality TV.

by AgeTurnipseed October 6, 2009

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