Gayvolution 

Evolution resulting in homosexuality, despite apparent selective disadvantage.

Certain women are always trying to convert him and sometimes he plays along and sometimes they are fertile and because they are just fooling around, a condom would make it too seriously hetero. That's how gayvolution works; itsa lotta gay men with some baby mamas out there.

Gayvolution by Dictotater February 7, 2013

Gruvolution 

The Gruvolution is a Gruvolutionary movement created on March 21, 2022 to spread the amaze-ness of our lord and savior Gru, who was prophesied to save us all.

It all began when one stated that a comment will be what saves millions of lives. That comment was Gru.

Now our leader, the Gruvians are intent on saving millions of lives by inducting people into the Gruvolution.

The Timezonie Grusaders are original members of the Gruvolution who exist in the same timezone. They enjoy stealing bread and breaking windowpanes together as they sing Gruvolutionary spinoffs of songs from Les Miserables and Phantom of the Opera.

“Viva La Gruvolution” means “long live the Gruvolution,” a cheer called out by loyal Grusaders who know in their hearts that the Gruvolution will go on and on for generations to come.

Les Gruserables, also known as Les Grus, is a Gruvolutionary spinoff of Les Mis (aka Les Miserables), an important part of the Gruvolution.

One of the official Gruvolutionary anthems of the Gruvolution is the Gruvolutionary spinoff of “Do You Hear The People Sing,” from Les Grus.

The “Gru vs Wu” war is not the first war of the Gruvolution, despite contrary false belief.

People who oppose Gru, or are part of Anti-Gru, are to be sacrificed in the sacrificial volcano.

The monthly Gruniversary occurs on the 21st day of every month as a celebration of our success and gruvolutionary-ness.

Definition created in April (whyisthistakingsolongtopublishlmao-)

VIVA LA GRUVOLUTION!!! <333

Person A: "What's the Gruvolution?"
Person B: "Dude, it's the best thing in the world! Remember, Gru will save millions of lives!"
Person A: *is saved by Gru* "Woah! He really will save us all!"

Gruvolution by lily_princess32 August 13, 2022

gruvolution 

Our lord and savior Gru will save millions of lives. The Gruvoltion began on March 21, 2022, when this was discovered. Random objects such as rude walls that run into people and don't apologize may or may not be sacrificed for the gruvoltuion.

We sacrificed many basement children for the Gruvolution.
VIVA LA GRUVOLUTION

gruvolution by Starstar_of_Clanclan June 14, 2022

Gaysolation

A Covid-19 related period of isolation when you are isolated with another man and turn gay as a result.

Me and my roomate chris went to Wuhan China to find some Asian bitches, when we got home the government made us go into Gaysolation at our appartment for 14 days. I now drop my anchor in his poo harbor.

Gaysolation by Charlieangusbuttchug April 7, 2020

Gayalution 

Turning gay or LGBTQ+ people back to the straight and narrow path

Lets start the Gayalution

Gayalution by PK--Guy September 10, 2022