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The measured space between the crotches of two straight men when they hug.
Bob and John, depart after spending the evening at the pub pouring out their troubled souls to one another.

John: (overcome with emotion, hugs Bob) "Was a good night Bob, thanks I needed that (burp)."
Bob: (briskly stepping back creating an A-frame-like man-structure) "No problem but watch the gaypex mate, watch the gaypex!!"
gaypex by 'Mash March 13, 2007
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Pronunciation: gey-peks, Noun.

1. The final, utmost, or furthest boundary as to the extent, amount, continuance, or procedure to which a straight man can engage in non-manly activities before he risks "changing teams (see switch teams)".
2. The climax, peak, or acme in gayness observed over a discrete period of time.
1. Jason hit his gaypex yesterday after going to the spa and taking baths with his buddies.
2. Watching Johnny get hit on by that dude at the bar marked the gaypex of our evening.
Gaypex by Deliciousbond April 4, 2009
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a viral disease that occurs mostly in male homosexual and bisexual persons. it's symptoms mostly resembles smallpox - high fever with rash all over body which turns into blisters. it is mostly fatal.
Bill: look there Chad that faggot has been infected with gaypox
Amy: hey that's homophobic
Chad: praise be to god who humiliates the disobedient
gaypox by JewsToGuillotine June 5, 2022
The gay vortex men get trapped into.
The Adam we once knew is beyond recognition once he got sucked into the gaytex after attending Jacob’s 1980’s themed “Gay For a Day” pool party. He lost half his teeth and has been on a drug induced dick bender ever since.
Gaytex by SpitFire4Truth September 10, 2020
“The man caught gaypox after visiting the monkey zoo”
Gaypox by Woof handle June 2, 2022

gayperclip 

A paperclip that is striped or any color other than the standard steel wire
Peter was fired for using gayperclips on his TPS reports.
gayperclip by chrisrosano August 3, 2009

gaysexual 

a girl who is attracted to gay boys.
Unice is gaysexual she always ends up likeing gay boys.
gaysexual by Madzia March 25, 2007
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