'Mash's definitions

gaypex

The measured space between the crotches of two straight men when they hug.

Bob and John, depart after spending the evening at the pub pouring out their troubled souls to one another.

John: (overcome with emotion, hugs Bob) "Was a good night Bob, thanks I needed that (burp)."
Bob: (briskly stepping back creating an A-frame-like man-structure) "No problem but watch the gaypex mate, watch the gaypex!!"

by 'Mash March 13, 2007