Gaymenism 

The belief that being a gay man does not mean they need another man to support, strengthen or empower their life. They can still be a boss in life without having another significant other gay man in their life. They believe in being independent, having their personal career as their main priority and never let any other gay man to mess with that.

Michael, "So what is tony's deal? I can't really read him. I want to mess around with him and see what's up. ;) "
Dan, "OH MY GOSH, I wouldn't boo...he believes in gaymenism!!! He does not believe needing any men in his life. He's totally doing him and being a boss at it!!!"

Gaymenism by thatdudedann August 7, 2017

gabenism 

Gabenism is the belief that a man long ago created the Universe purely out of Steam. He created the Fortress, and the Earth. On Earth, Gaben spawned many creatures, but most importantly, Gordon and Alyx; They are the first humans on earth. They reproduced until the world was full of 7 billion people. We, as descendants of Gaben, must praise our lord, or face the horrible depths of Chell.

Not only do Gabenists believe in Gaben, they also believe in Garry. Garry is an evil being who lives in the deepest layer of Chell. Chell is where the souls who defy Gabengo after they die. If you do not defy Gaben, you go to the Fortress, The Fortress is where holy beings live after they die. The Fortress was guarded by the Mercenaries. You will be given all of the source games, and Steam Sales will be often. Gabenistsalso believe in Steam Sales. A Steam Sale is when Gaben is pleased with his descendants' work, and decides to release a bundle of happiness upon them. (Or in other words, a Steam Sale)

To worship Gaben, you must go to Steam often, buy his games, and never give intoGarry's evil doings.

Sinners will be banished to 720P 30FPS, and will never enjoy good exclusives.

Console guy: Consoles rock!
Gabenism follower: NO! YOU PEASANT. PC is the master race! Gaben is love, Gaben is life!

gabenism by Sundowner_Rising September 5, 2016

gabenism 

The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.

Kid: "Hey dad, could we go outside?"
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."

gabenism by XxX_2DaNk4Me_XxX January 5, 2016

Gamerism 

Gamerism is a range of political movements, ideologies, and social movements that share a common goal: to define, establish, and achieve political, economic, personal, and social equality for gamers.

The underlying philosophy of gamerism narrates the harsh realities of living in a society that oppresses and subjugates gamers. The gamerism campaigns focus on eleminating the same. Often times it becomes necessary for people to hide the fact that they are gamers. Some of the campaigns focus on making the society more acceptable and tolerant towards gamers.

Some schools of gamerism include the narrative of the misguided society. They describe how the society enforces roles for the people living in it and views individuals in these rigid roles. It is the aim of the gamerism campaigns to show that one doesn't have to be a certain type of person to be a gamer. All people can be gamers and all gamers can have multiple roles in role playing games.
It's interpretation of historical development takes a view of social transformation. It originates from the works of the 21st century philosopher PewDiePie who is often dubbed as the father of gamerism.
There are many different schools of thought under the gamerist ideology. Each of these facets are trying to achieve a different objective. Some ridicule the philosophy of gamerism to be synonymous with a utopia. However it is the commonly held belief of all gamerists that it is not an impossible dream.

Man1: How do you identify yourself politically?
Man2: I am a supporter of gamerism. That makes me a gamerist.

Gamerism by Janardhanx July 26, 2018

Gaynism 

Gaynism is a new political ideology about a society with only members of the LGBTQ-community. Gaynism also includes the revolution and the development of the gays and the environment without the straight male species. Gaynism could be described as the most modern and peaceful ideology that want a world without any heterosexuals, or rather straight men.

Someone: "Omg i just want a world full of peace!"
Gaynism member: "Just join and think like in the Gaynism"
Someone: "omg purr slay queen".

Gaynism by 123yourmomishot February 7, 2023

gamecism 

Gamecism is like racism but for games. A gamecist will judge other people based on what games they play.

Blue: All fortnite players are cancerous.

Nom: Stop being such a gamecist little bitch. You know gamecism is wrong!

gamecism by notnom November 20, 2018

Elite Gamerism

Something that you possess when you spend more time gaming than doing other things such as school, work, or even sleeping.

Jack: Hey Robert , did you do the homework?
Robert: Sorry Jack, I suffer from Elite Gamerism, I have no time for such things.
Jack: WOW! You're so cool, I wish I had Elite Gamerism!

Elite Gamerism by xXELITE_GAMERXx May 9, 2018