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Florida Gaydors  

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.
The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.
A really cool person that is so cool he/she doesnt deserve a first name because the last name is just that damn awsome. Only someone named Gaydos can be called Gaydos, however, if youre cool enough, you can be "Gaydos's Clone"
Someone: Hey Gaydos!
Gaydos: Hey Bob!
Someone: Want to come to my party?
Gaydos: Sure! Are there going to be strippers?
Someone: No
Gaydos: Im not comming if there arent strippers
Someone: Well since youre so awsome, I'd better get strippers, or else the Almighty Gaydos wont come!
Gaydos: Damn Skippy
Gaydos Clone: And if theres no big screen Tv Im not comming
Some loser: Oh you better get a big screen TV or else theyre not comming
Someone: And then ill be the biggest loser ever...cause im not a gaydos or just like gaydos!

joey gaydos jr

teenage musician and actor. Played "Zach" in the movie "school of rock". Very good with a guitar.
Did you see joey gaydos jr play the guitar?
joey gaydos jr by jayde September 14, 2004
One of the most disrespectful and demeaning insults one can say.
"You Gaydos ass mothafucka"
Gaydos by Don Johnson April 8, 2005
Ruler of Gaydos land. The great Gaydos.
muslim bitch: I cant mess with the Almighty Gaydos, he will kill me.
quasdran: yea u dont want to mess with him.
Gaydos by Gaydos October 19, 2003
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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