Gaydogs

Another name for corn dogs. Named in part due to the fact that corndogs are a phallic representations of giant, throbbing tuna torpedo’s.

Me: “Throw me one of those damn gaydogs!”

Friend: “what the hell are gaydogs?”
Me: “they’re batter-wrapped glizzy’s!”

by TasteTheFat April 18, 2022

Florida Gaydors

A bunch of sore-losing Florida Gator fans and players, 99% of whom smoke dick and like it.

The Michigan Wolverines beat the Florida Gaydors into humiliation, that caused Tim TeBlow to regress into smoking dick for comfort.

by Urban Dictionary February 18, 2008

Gaydos

A really cool person that is so cool he/she doesnt deserve a first name because the last name is just that damn awsome. Only someone named Gaydos can be called Gaydos, however, if youre cool enough, you can be "Gaydos's Clone"

Someone: Hey Gaydos!
Gaydos: Hey Bob!
Someone: Want to come to my party?
Gaydos: Sure! Are there going to be strippers?
Someone: No
Gaydos: Im not comming if there arent strippers
Someone: Well since youre so awsome, I'd better get strippers, or else the Almighty Gaydos wont come!
Gaydos: Damn Skippy
Gaydos Clone: And if theres no big screen Tv Im not comming
Some loser: Oh you better get a big screen TV or else theyre not comming
Someone: And then ill be the biggest loser ever...cause im not a gaydos or just like gaydos!

by The Almighty Supreme Gaydos January 3, 2005

joey gaydos jr

teenage musician and actor. Played "Zach" in the movie "school of rock". Very good with a guitar.

Did you see joey gaydos jr play the guitar?

by jayde September 14, 2004

Gaydos

One of the most disrespectful and demeaning insults one can say.

"You Gaydos ass mothafucka"

by Don Johnson April 8, 2005

Gaydos

Ruler of Gaydos land. The great Gaydos.

muslim bitch: I cant mess with the Almighty Gaydos, he will kill me.
quasdran: yea u dont want to mess with him.

by Gaydos October 19, 2003