A gay alien. Usually is green with big eyes. It abducts people and probes them with its laser. Has a ray gun for defense. Usually makes the sound of the gun with its mouth as in "Zaaaaap"
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.