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gay with a side of straight 

The response to give when someone tells you they are constantly moving back and forth along the sexual identity scale. If you ever sleep with someone of the same sex then you are gay, whatever else you do in addition to that is a side dish. No judgment! gay, straight, bisexual, queer, LGBT, gay community, coming out, in the closet, coming out of the closet, transgender, sexual identity, gender identity scale, lesbian, on the down low
My niece told me the other day that she is coming out as bisexual. She got upset when I told her that she was just gay with a side of straight.

gay with a dick 

an insult aimed towards a male, stating in a humorous manner that he is a homosexual. May also be used to describe any object or topic which one feels is "gay".
Tom: "I heard the new Rod Stewart album."

Roy: "Oh yeah? How is it?"

Tom: "It sucks. That guy is gay with a dick."
gay with a dick by Maverick37 May 30, 2007

gay with a capitol H

Super gay like a superhero gay...hence the H
Friend #1: "Dudeski I totally had this wack dream last night wherst I Whas being chased by a crab with lightning bolts coming out of its I's and he was wearing loafers!
Friend #5: Hold on let me check my dream book...dude...you are gay...with a capitol H...!!!
Friend #9.7: Dude that is wack!
Friend Numero Dos: Shit son!

Gay with an H

A method of calling an object, location, person, or action Gay without insulting the homosexual population.
For reference: spelled Ghey.
Mike drank the last beer! thats so gay with an h!
Gay with an H by joshbot April 10, 2009

Doing Gay With A Fish 

A fish sucking you off.

(and yes the fish is indeed gay)
Me: I like Doing Gay With A Fish.

Fish: OK Honey.
Doing Gay With A Fish by Gay_Fish December 7, 2018

your mum gay with bacteria

when your mom so fat she loves bacteria
your mum gay with bacteria is when your mom loves bacteria

- Ur mom gay

- whaaaaat! your mum gay with bacteria
- shiiiiiiiit man
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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