Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay are words that are used to express a feeling of shock.
It originated from LovelyPeaches jkjk
Emma: Hey fat ugly rat!
Karen: Hoemg/Hoe my god/Hoe my gay, your so mean! I'm going to keep asking you "Where is the manager?" until your body turns to dust!
Emma: is shooketh
Karen: Where's the manager?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'