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gay hands 

The way in which gay men move their hands to point out something, or just to simpley provide emphasis for whatever the happen to be talking about. A flashy and girly way the hands of a gay male move whenever they are talking.
Tom: I think Rob's gay. When he was picking out movies at the video store, he was using his gay hands. That's a sure sign!
gay hands by WiseOldGrunt January 13, 2008
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Gay Hands 

When you accidently touch hands with another person, it's usually awkward and saying "gay hands" usually makes it more awkward.
-hands brush against person next to you-

person 1: woah woah woah gay hands.
person 2: uhh.. this is awkward
Person 1: ....

Gay hands 

When a straight male ejactuales and some of or all of his semen gets on his hands.
Guy 1: Dude, I was jacking it to some porn last night and I got cum on my hands
Guy 2: Woah bro, you have gay hands
Gay hands by Malger1 November 26, 2016

Gay hands 

When you lift your forearm but leave your wrist relaxed.

I see you doing it. You're gay.
"He says he's straight but walks around doing the gay hands all the time, the closet is made of glass"
Gay hands by francescunt October 29, 2021

gay little hands 

when a man has disproportionately small and weak looking hands. anyone encountering a human with gay little hands is encouraged to abuse them to the fullest. not to be confused with birth defects such as baby arms or baby hands, both of which are entirely acceptable unlike gay little hands.
man 1: wow, have you noticed Gayvid's gay little hands?

man 2: unfortunately yes i have. how does he hold a pen with those gay little hands?

man 1: i don't know but they sure are disgusting, fuck him.
gay little hands by fartfactory June 13, 2010

National Hold Hands With A Gay Day 

April 19th is national hold hands with a gay person day.
National hold hands with a gay day:
i held hands with my gay friend, he hated it

gay handbag 

A person who hangs around someone simply because they are gay
I see Steve is with john again, he is such a gay handbag,
gay handbag by mitch00uk April 6, 2015
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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