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Totaly homo person from Ječná who plays Dota2 and have dicks in ass.
Hi GayBert. Still Homo yeah ?
GayBert by WulfyMoon November 28, 2016

Gaybert Gillipsy 

Your friend that you have verified is straight but still makes you uncomfortable when he are standing behind you.
Gaybert Gillipsy, don’t touch me there!?!

Gaybortion 

when two homos fuck in the ass and the taker runs to the bathroom and lets loose a messy dump
"Man, Leon and I did some extreme fucking last night to the point where I had a gaybortion!"
Gaybortion by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

gaybernet 

The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone
Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!
gaybernet by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

Gayberry 

A berry (usually a strawberry due to its size) dipped flamboyantly in chocolate, served with powdered sugar and with the finesse that could only be provided by someone who frequently takes the male phallus up his rectum.
'Hey man, how good were those Gayberries at the brunch this morning!'

'Shit man, I only got to eat one Gayberry, it tasted like the first time I heard the beatles'

'Yo Chad, I wish I was gay so my chocolate strawberries tasted like that, my wife says mine taste like shit'

'I wonder how Will makes such amazing Gayberries'
Gayberry by phallicconnoisseur November 19, 2018
Gayber.

Gayber is mostly used when someone is acting gay.
Like Justin Bieber. -->> Gayber.
Guy says; i watched the new Twilight move
Answer; damn that's gayber.

Guy says; we ran naked in our garden, me and my friend when we we're 11.
Answer; gayber.

Guy says; i like justin bieber
Answer; You mean the little 7 year old girl Justin(e) Gayber?
Gayber by Wackotacko July 7, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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