Gasloving

The art of playfully gaslighting someone you care about—just for laughs, not for manipulation. Think of it as the cheeky cousin of gaslighting: you twist reality in a harmless, obviously ridiculous way to tease your partner or friend.

Gasloving is all about inside jokes and lighthearted trolling, not toxic behavior. If they’re laughing, you’re doing it right. If they’re crying, you’re doing it wrong.

“Babe, you didn’t order pizza last night. We had sushi. You’re imagining things.”

“You’re literally eating a slice of leftover pizza right now. You’re just gasloving me.”

Gasloving by IMO1 October 26, 2025

galloping crud 

A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only chrome-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in the mysteries of life.

Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair---Mayson just got up from there, and he has the galloping crud!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry--Mayson's a dirt-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me."

galloping crud by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

hot gloving 

Taking a condom that you've just used, turning it inside out and using it again.

Jane got pregnant because Johnny likes hot gloving.

hot gloving by Kris "Ziggy" December 29, 2007

galloping knob rot 

An amusing slang term for any of a number of venereal diseases. While the word is most commonly used in reference to gonorrhea and chlamydia, it can describe any STD other than HIV/AIDS. Also known as knob rot and crotch rot. Extreme cases may be classified as Rampant Galloping Cock Rot.

What the fuck? I bang a couple of hoes, and now I've got the galloping knob rot!

galloping knob rot by Blackwolf Morrow August 21, 2005

Grand Galloping Gala 

is a giant event that occurs in the show "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic". It is where certain ponies of high class are invited to a grand ball at the palace where they enjoy fine dining, music, etc. This is also a event where the ponies may be able to meet the Princess. The Grand Galloping Gala is also to be said as a event where every ponies dreams come true.

I must wash my mane to look nice at the Grand Galloping Gala.

Grand Galloping Gala by kougagirl101 August 22, 2011

Gloving 

The art of giving glove lightshows. :')

Shit... Ha-Ha and Yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. I was just melting.. They're some fuckin experts at gloving. PLUR!

Gloving by ssstaxxx July 15, 2010

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot 

A generic term for sexually transmitted deseases affecting the male reproductive organs.

Doctor, I think I've caught a dose of the old Rampant Galloping Cock Rot. Can I have some penecillin please.

Rampant Galloping Cock Rot by The Dalai Longer November 5, 2004