Garzoot

Dried up turd leftovers stuck in your butt crack hair

I’d love to shave my ass before we fuck but I’d first need to deal with my garzoot... so fuck this and suck my dick already

by Dr Drow April 2, 2019

gazoot

The crotch area/bone.

Hilary yelped in agony when she got kicked in the gazoot.

by Louis Clarkson December 16, 2005

gazooted

being under the a extreme influence of weed or purple haze, any strong weed.

im tryin to get some of that good weed so i can get gazooted

by Gerron Herring December 16, 2006

garzooka

garfield’s superhero alter ego

person 1: who’s your favorite superhero?
person 2: garzooka!
person 1: are you okay?

by binkytheclown August 30, 2021

Garnoot

a term that describes a bitchy nerd that gets scared when a female appears

-why is he such a cunt?
- yeah he's a garnoot

by ob big man September 29, 2019

big gazoot

Big powerful person

The new state senator is a big gazoot

by Nursethebob July 21, 2023