Garzoot

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Dried up turd leftovers stuck in your butt crack hair

I’d love to shave my ass before we fuck but I’d first need to deal with my garzoot... so fuck this and suck my dick already

Garzoot by Dr Drow April 2, 2019

Words you can keep

gazoot

The crotch area/bone.

Hilary yelped in agony when she got kicked in the gazoot.

gazoot by Louis Clarkson December 16, 2005

Related Words

Garzoot • Garnoot • garzooka • gazoot • gazooted • big gazoot • Gazoo tight

gazooted

being under the a extreme influence of weed or purple haze, any strong weed.

im tryin to get some of that good weed so i can get gazooted

gazooted by Gerron Herring December 16, 2006

garzooka

garfield’s superhero alter ego

person 1: who’s your favorite superhero?
person 2: garzooka!
person 1: are you okay?

garzooka by binkytheclown August 30, 2021

Garnoot

a term that describes a bitchy nerd that gets scared when a female appears

-why is he such a cunt?
- yeah he's a garnoot

Garnoot by ob big man September 29, 2019

big gazoot

Big powerful person

The new state senator is a big gazoot

big gazoot by Nursethebob July 21, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026