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a term that describes a bitchy nerd that gets scared when a female appears
-why is he such a cunt?
- yeah he's a garnoot
Garnoot by ob big man September 29, 2019
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Slang word originating in North East England. To go out. Venture out of a place. To ask if a person is going somewhere.
Are you ganoot tonight? Did you ganoot last night?
I'm ganoot to see a film.
Ganoot by Dan Whale February 3, 2006
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Dried up turd leftovers stuck in your butt crack hair
I’d love to shave my ass before we fuck but I’d first need to deal with my garzoot... so fuck this and suck my dick already
Garzoot by Dr Drow April 2, 2019

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A comical code word for a woman's breast. Usually said loud enough so that the woman might turn back to look at the guys in confusion over what they were talking about. This in turn allows the guys another brief look at the womans breast.
Dude! Did you see the garnoogleflatzs on that one?!
garnoogleflatzs by boobieluver July 19, 2011
Aberdeenshire term for going out partying every day in December
Cohen is ganoot this year
Ganoot by Intellect being December 3, 2025
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