gary bettman
gary bettman by teh 1337 0n3 November 12, 2004
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Gary Bettman
The man who Sidney Crosby is sucking off more than any other man. Probably even at this moment.
This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.
Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.
Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.
This Bettman is also the dictator of the NHL.
Sidney Crosby is the dick taker of the NHL.
Bettman is in love with his bitch Crosby. He doesn't seem to think there are any other players in the league to promote other than his cum dumpster Crosby.
Hey dude, check out Crosby during the pre game warmups. He's got jizz still on his face. Gary Bettman must've dropped by the Penguins locker room and dropped a load.
Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.
Jeez, i wonder how the refs are gonna call the game tonight? Oh, i'm sure in the Penguins favor as usual.
Gary Bettman by I. C. Nippz January 25, 2011
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gary bettman
Due to gary bettman's ways of working with greedy union hockey players, who think, like all unions, that they earn more than what their worth. Season over, go back to canada
gary bettman by Womack March 8, 2005
Gary Bettman Hat Trick
With the lockout becoming official on September 15, 2012, Gary Bettman would oversee the third lockout since he became commissioner in 1993.
Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.
Like a hockey player scoring three goals in one game, this accomplishment would be named after him: the Gary Bettman Hat Trick.
Gary Bettman Hat Trick by gokingsgo January 14, 2013
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