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gardenape 

From the greek origin garden and latin ape...a gardenape is a yardape that is not cool enough or good enough to be called an actually yardape that especially enjoy bolfing
Brock: Ray is the biggest gardenape because he cant even bolf right

Matt: Yea I know definitely not cool enough to be a yardape though.

Brock: Yea maybe if he could bolf right, steal red wagons, or ride them along the great wall at great speeds.

Matt: Yea that mangina hes got is also stopping him from becoming yardape quality because that wouldnt fit the definition of yardape subsection f.
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Gardenfresh Bitch 

A person who is tenderfooted, and new to the world. they are often inexperienced in many aspects of the world and completely oblivious to their surroundings
That Gardenfresh Bitch thinks he can beat me in halo, he couldnt even beat off his own tiny penis if he had tweezers.
Gardenfresh Bitch by Gazzellis November 14, 2009

Gardendale 

A place of perpetual misery for all those contained therein, i.e. the butthole of Alabama. A place where a solid 80% of the males are pricks and/or douchebags, and a solid 70% of the females are sluts and/or amateur prostitutes. A favorite pastime of the locals is hanging out in various parking lots such as these favorites: Foodland, Taco Bell, Civic Center (but not past 9pm), and Waffle House. A place where flavored dip, enormous trucks, Polo, Costas, and country music are the favorite topics of conversation.
I'm about to head to Gardendale, to go sit in a parking lot and dip.
Gardendale by portsmouthout May 28, 2011
A cool city that is in a prime, central location. Within 20 minutes away from the ocean, freeways, downtown, beverly hills, Orange County. A nice cute community. Homes are worth a lot more than you would expect!
Gardena....Where's that?
gardena by radman56 September 1, 2005

gardendale 

A city in Alabama where there's nothing to do. The only thing to do is go to Walmart...
"I live in Gardendale"
"Gardendale's close to Mt. Olive"
gardendale by MarissaEmily June 24, 2008

Gardendale 

the most boring place in the world that is full of snotty preppy ass bitches that act like they have money but are really in debt up to their asses. they also thrive on labels.
gardendale bitch: Im from gardendale and im better than all of you!

random person: yeah, to bad your football team sucks
Gardendale by kmhin April 4, 2011

gardenscape 

A landscape that contains lots of greenery, usually located in somewhere urban like an office building or an airport.
I went to the airport today and saw that they added a few gardenscapes, it really made me feel more at home.
gardenscape by Ricardo Fromage January 27, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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