Gargabolis 

Me when I create propaganda and spread misinformation on the internet

"Tell your dad to play the Gargabolis."

Gargabolis by IdiashroudsLover November 11, 2022

gadgaholism 

Gadgaholism is the popular term for two disorders, gadget abuse and gadget dependence. The hallmarks of both these disorders involve repeated life problems that can be directly attributed to the use/purchasing of electrogadgets.

Both these disorders can have serious consequences, affecting an individual's health, finances, and personal life, as well as having an impact on society at large.

I camped out for three days to get the new iphone only to realize their supply was more than adequate to meet demand... i'm afraid i suffer from gadgaholism.

gadgaholism by Dave S Young August 1, 2007

Gargamelism 

Gargamelism is the second largest religion in the world. It was founded by our leader

Gargamel. The holy place of our religion is church of Las Vegas.

The Pope: Follow our path of Gargamelism!
The people: Of course we will follow. Lord Gargamel is our master.

Gargamelism by Justdoit726 October 13, 2019

Gargalis 

To give head so much and so hard your body requires cum to function, similar to food and water. It is a curse that only afflicts few and far between, but it is terminal.

"They sucked too close to the sun and ended up getting Gargalis."

Gargalis by Puppygirl Universe July 3, 2024