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garmining 

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.
I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!
garmining by kat51 March 11, 2009
Related Words
That guy's probably garcing right now. Ew
garcing by Reina Scully July 10, 2016
/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/
"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."
garcing by GetPoopStuffed July 17, 2016
Noun: a derogatory term for asian people (can be seen as fun loving) . . . See garboon, uniboon, hinboon, boondip, garbonzo, hebroon, or booncock
That stupid garchang couldn't speak english, but he sure knew his numbers.
garchang by Anthony C December 11, 2004

Guerciaing 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that one makes belligerent drunks look tipsy. Never ends well, named for Steven Guercia that went missing on CNN.
Guy 1: *drinks everything*
Guy 2: Dude stop your going to Guercia and die
Guy 1: *drinks everything else* *breaks chair over face*
Guy 3: STOP DRINKING EVERYTHING!!
Guy 1: *runs off into woods*

NEXT DAY
CNN: Man goes missing after Guerciaing at a party
Guy 2: Tried to warn him
Guy 3: Crazy asshole
Guerciaing by JimJonesIII September 1, 2012
From Reina Scully, from Sourcefed:
When you are choking on your own dick.
Dude! Are you garcing right now? I can't understand what you're saying.
Maybe...I'm so lonely
garcing by Tuberfan July 17, 2016
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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