/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentlemanmayflex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/
"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."
The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that one makes belligerent drunks look tipsy. Never ends well, named for Steven Guercia that went missing on CNN.
Guy 1: *drinks everything*
Guy 2: Dude stop your going to Guercia and die
Guy 1: *drinks everything else* *breaks chair over face*
Guy 3: STOP DRINKING EVERYTHING!!
Guy 1: *runs off into woods*
NEXT DAY
CNN: Man goes missing after Guerciaing at a party Guy 2: Tried to warn him
Guy 3: Crazy asshole