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garmining 

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.
I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!
garmining by kat51 March 11, 2009
Related Words
That guy's probably garcing right now. Ew
garcing by Reina Scully July 10, 2016
/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/
"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."
garcing by GetPoopStuffed July 17, 2016
Noun: a derogatory term for asian people (can be seen as fun loving) . . . See garboon, uniboon, hinboon, boondip, garbonzo, hebroon, or booncock
That stupid garchang couldn't speak english, but he sure knew his numbers.
garchang by Anthony C December 11, 2004

Guerciaing 

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that one makes belligerent drunks look tipsy. Never ends well, named for Steven Guercia that went missing on CNN.
Guy 1: *drinks everything*
Guy 2: Dude stop your going to Guercia and die
Guy 1: *drinks everything else* *breaks chair over face*
Guy 3: STOP DRINKING EVERYTHING!!
Guy 1: *runs off into woods*

NEXT DAY
CNN: Man goes missing after Guerciaing at a party
Guy 2: Tried to warn him
Guy 3: Crazy asshole
Guerciaing by JimJonesIII September 1, 2012
From Reina Scully, from Sourcefed:
When you are choking on your own dick.
Dude! Are you garcing right now? I can't understand what you're saying.
Maybe...I'm so lonely
garcing by Tuberfan July 17, 2016