Garthangiclaw is a large sea dwelling animal that feeds on anything and everything, however, over the recent years, has been said to be developing a taste for humans.
It is said to be the size of a double decker bus, and can shoot poison darts from 1356ft below sea level with 98% accuracy. It also has the ability to fly, but airtime does not generally exceed 12 seconds.
It has only been seen twice, and it is said that Garthangiclaw let these people live (after eating their vessel and remaining crew) for the specific purpose of telling its story (yes, Garthangiclaw can talk).
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!