Gapuze

Verb. When you cancel or postpone an appointment due to going on vacation. (Past tense: Gapuzed. Present Progressive tense: Gapuzing

My doctor gapuzed me yesterday because she's going to the Bahamas

by Magixgurlz August 11, 2018

wizard of gauze

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.

The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.

by whimzcal March 26, 2020

crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

by Orpus August 21, 2005

gauze

Mesh made out of metal

"The gauze on this bong is all clogged up"

by wh1plash January 29, 2004

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003

Ohio gauze eye mass

A weeby way of saying good morning, a play on the romanji of ohayo gozaimasu.

Jim Carey: Ohio gauze eye mass!
Drew Carey: You're a weeb?!

by NotMousse February 8, 2023

gauzer

A person who uses a gauze pad or sock as a wrist band for sports or as an accessory.

What the hell does he have on his arm? What a gauzer.

by DDU2003 February 6, 2003