Gabuze

Slang term for a penis

The moment I saw his huge gabuze my monkey became moist with lust.

by Gabuze July 10, 2017

wizard of gauze

A boastful braggart whose self serving grift and conflicting lies are obvious to some people and yet others want to believe the con so badly or fear the con artist so much that they ignore, even dispute, the observable facts.

The wizard of gauze announced again today how lucky we are to benefit from his many listed achievements and how well he has handled the current disaster which surprised everyone and for which he is not responsible.

by whimzcal March 26, 2020

Gabuzda

v. To gabuzda

When a lecturer/teacher explicitly tells you what you should study for an exam, you spend hours studying those topics and then you find that none of those things came up.

"Dude, I hope she doesn't gabuzda us"

by de_island May 17, 2010

gabezeels

"sleezebag" spelled backwards. type of bug that pops out 2000 babies a day because they are "sleezy"

phonetical pronunciation- gayb-ZEE-ls

Ya bunch of gabezeels!

by stanandstanley May 16, 2012

crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

by Orpus August 21, 2005

gauze

Mesh made out of metal

"The gauze on this bong is all clogged up"

by wh1plash January 29, 2004

Gabuzzied

the act of being vast asleep while another man sneaks into the room and relieves his pesky scrotum itch on your face.

"You just got Gabuzzied"

Allan: "I can't believe I got Gabuzzied last night..."
Eric: "You are so salty right now"

by HotelRoomMischief November 18, 2011