net face

an ugly person that looks like they had their face caught in a net
by bness September 20, 2003
mugGet the net facemug.

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period
man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze
by bness April 10, 2003
mugGet the straddle the gauzemug.