Definitions by bness

net face

an ugly person that looks like they had their face caught in a net

man that bitch is a net face

net face by bness September 20, 2003

straddle the gauze 

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

straddle the gauze by bness April 10, 2003