2 definitions by bness

net face

an ugly person that looks like they had their face caught in a net

man that bitch is a net face

by bness September 21, 2003

straddle the gauze

to be on the rag, when a women is having her period

man, im not gonna go down on my girlfriend this month, shes straddiling the gauze

by bness April 10, 2003