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Gineevitis 

A terrible mouth affliction contracted by orally pleasuring the "wrong" type of girl. Symptoms many include, lip and mouth blistering, swollen tongue. lost of taste, bleeding gums and prolonged impotence. Most after experiencing a severe bout of Gineevitis will never be able to preform cunnilingus and maintain an erection simultaneously. Flash backs are commonplace. Most medical professionals agree Gineevitis is traumatizing and similar to PTSD.
Billy just came back the epidemiologist. Becky gave him Gineevitis. The doc said he will never be the same.
Gineevitis by popabigballz November 22, 2011
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Gansevoort 

A place in between saratoga and south glens falls that has more cows then people. The actual people here consits of the farmers, the people who hang out at stewarts, and the drug dealers. The buses that run through the town normally have some sort of dealing on them. its quite histerical. Our biggest event here is the town wide garage sale, whe everyone actually leaves there houses and tries to buy other peoples garbage.Eatin mad good hot dogs and look out for trains. hence dont play in the tracks. AKA g-voort, the voort, smallest town un america.
lets go down to gansevoort and get some of them damn good hotdogs, and maybe some junk we dont need.
Gansevoort by Bobbyrayy December 19, 2008
No homo
I’m like Guneev, not gay
Guneev by Rapper John rakesh February 3, 2019
Ganeef is such a beautiful person , very good looking and ladies love him. He gets along with almost everyone.
He is such a Ganeef
Ganeef by Ganeef February 5, 2018

Gansevwhores 

Over-cologned wannabe poser douchetools who roam NYC's Meatpacking District...and the women who love them.
There were too many Gansevwhores in line at 1 Oak, so we held our noses and went to Tao instead.
Gansevwhores by G2theC June 5, 2021
ganeesh is the next level of hotness

hot is nothing compared to ganeesh
basically means fit but is a more special word for those cool dudes out there
oi you, your soooooo ganeesh * insert hair flick and cheeky wink
ganeesh by ganeesha101 June 7, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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