Gandva
Gandva by abhiiiiiisshek August 30, 2023
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Gandalf the cat
Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity
Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
Gandalf the cat by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023
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Gandhali
She's very nice. The only normal one in her friendship group. Laughs a lot. Black hair and dark eyes. She is very helpful and smart.
Gandhali by sanaaya ;) May 16, 2018
Dirty Gandalf
The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
Dirty Gandalf by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
Vaginal gandalf
When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
Vaginal gandalf by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017
Gandar
A chance or guess that you take with something important. If you have ever guessed on a test, or just lied to your family or friends, congratulation you have taken a gandar!
James: Hey man let’s go do drugs
David: nah man that sounds bad
James: Lets take a gandar
David: oh ok!
David: nah man that sounds bad
James: Lets take a gandar
David: oh ok!
Gandar by Gandar Boy January 28, 2021
Gandalf
Gandalf by thricegreatart May 24, 2010
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