ganders

to look at something

let us av a ganders

by T-leaf October 9, 2003

gander of the goose

Another way of saying the way she goes

Oisin: damn bro I lost 50€ in a bet last night
Shane:That's the gander of the goose

by Insert name herel October 15, 2019

Ganderschplaf

1: A dwarvish laugh in a descending tone with the sound 'nyip nyip nyip' or 'nyerp nyerp nyerp', starting with a high pitched 'nyip' or 'nyerp'.
2: An enormous penis
3: The act of ejactulation.

1: Over a glass of meade, it's always nice to unwind and ganderschplaf with friends.
2: When I pulled out my ganderschplaf she couldn't help but feel intimidated.
3: "I'M GONNA GANDERSCHPLAF!"

by Ganderschplaf the Gray December 31, 2015

Proper Gander

When you take a good look at something.

Mikey: Hey man, did you see the new poster?
Bob: I had a quick look.
Mikey: What? I need your OK on it by Wednesday!
Bob: Alright, alright I'll take a look at it.
Mikey: By When?
Bob: By Wednesday Morning.
Mikey: Promise?
Bob: Yea, man.
Mikey: Ok.

Later that day...

Mikey: Hey Bob, have you had a look yet?
Bob: No not yet.
Mikey: Come on, man!
Bob: You're really becoming annoying.
Mikey: Dude, I just need you to look at the poster.
Bob: Ok, I'll take a proper gander at it right now, and get back to you.
Mikey: You'll what? Propaganda?

Bob: No, I said I'd take a PROPER... GANDER... at it and get back to you.
Mikey: WTF does that mean?
Bob: It means I'll take a good look at it.
Mikey: Why didn't you just say that?
Bob: Cause we were making an example for Urban Dictionary, and we had to use the word in it.
Mikey: Makes sense.

by Mikey The Comic December 1, 2010

All Genders Matter

A good phrase on it's own, but is now a phrase that is commonly used as a, "What about me?" comeback to Femboys Matter even though it does not mean that Femboys Matter more.

All Genders Matter is a good phrase, but it doesn't really make any sense in the context of Femboys Matter.

by femboysmatter September 14, 2020

Genderswag

Genderswag is when you don't know what your gender is, but you feel as if it is swag/cool.

Person 1: "I'm Genderswag.."
Person 2: "It's okay, I accept you."

by bruh emojiii April 4, 2021

ganderize

to look at, to examine, to take a gander

OK class, ganderize your homework.

by brdcrap February 18, 2008